Global warming and car washing

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Every time I wash my old car, it seems to rain; this observation leads me to seriously consider that my car possesses some magical influence over the weather. 

Extending this notion, given that my car is relatively old - 15 years to be precise - and part of a discontinued series, I could logically conclude that global warming is caused by the gradual disappearance of these "magical" cars.




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