Borderline

This scene has always made me wonder, and I think I've found how it might be explained: Podrick Payne had never been with a woman before. He was a squire, and squires were expected to be chaste and pure. But Podrick was also a young man, and he had his needs. Podrick entered the room in the brothel with Tyrion and Bronne and three prostitutes would later appears one after the other. The prostitutes were all young and beautiful. They smiled at Podrick and invited him to join them on the bed. Podrick was overwhelmed. He didn't know what to do. "I've never done this before," he said. The prostitutes laughed. "That's okay," one of them said. "We'll show you how." Podrick sat down on the bed with the prostitutes. He was so nervous that he could barely breathe. The prostitutes started to undress him. "What do you like?" one of them asked. "I don't know," Podrick said. "I've never done this before." The pr...

Egyptian Comedian Bassem Youssef:  Israel Is "Shooting Fish In A Barrel And Gets Annoyed By The Splashes"

"So, I have this blog, right? And I know nobody reads it. I mean, I've been doing this for years, and I've never had a single comment or like. But that's okay. I'm fine with it. In fact, I think it's kind of funny. I mean, think about it. I'm the only person who reads my blog. That means I'm my own audience. I'm the star of my own show. I'm like a one-man band, except I'm also the audience. And you know what? It's kind of liberating. I don't have to worry about what anyone else thinks. I can write whatever I want, and I don't have to worry about offending anyone. So, yeah, nobody reads my blog. But that's okay. I'm fine with it. In fact, I think it's kind of funny. I'm my own audience, and that's all I need."

 So, they're saying that global warming is real, right? And that it's caused by humans burning fossil fuels. Well, I don't know about you, but I'm not too worried about it. After all, the planet has been through a lot worse than this. There was that time when the dinosaurs got wiped out. And that time when the ice age came and went. And that time when the oceans boiled away. And yet, here we are. Still alive. So I'm not too worried about global warming. I mean, sure, it might get a little warmer. But it's not like we're all going to melt or anything. We'll just have to adapt. We'll move to cooler places. We'll wear less clothes. We'll drink more water. We'll figure it out. In the meantime, I'm going to enjoy the warmer weather. I'm going to go swimming more often. I'm going to plant a garden. I'm going to take more walks in the park. I'm going to enjoy the little things. Because who knows? Maybe global warming is a goo...

"So, there's this guy named Jesus, right? And he's the son of God. And he comes down to Earth to save us from our sins. And he does this by dying on the cross. And then he comes back to life. And now he's in heaven. And he's watching over us. And if we're good, we'll go to heaven when we die. And if we're bad, we'll go to hell. But here's the thing: I don't understand this. Why does God need a son? Why can't he just save us himself? And why does he need to die? Why can't he just wave his magic wand and make everything better? And then there's the whole heaven and hell thing. Why does God have to punish people who are bad? Why can't he just forgive them? And why does he have to send them to a place of eternal suffering? I don't know, man. It all seems kind of messed up to me. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a comedian. I'm not a theologian. But I will say this: I'm glad I'm not the one who has to figure t...

Every time I wash my old car, it seems to rain; this observation leads me to seriously consider that my car possesses some magical influence over the weather.  Extending this notion, given that my car is relatively old - 15 years to be precise - and part of a discontinued series, I could logically conclude that global warming is caused by the gradual disappearance of these "magical" cars.

Ryden are you having fun playing with the new AI toys? Well yeah I am ....you can make pictures of cute anime girls and ... Enjoy it while it lasts Ryden  What do you mean? Did you really think that civilians would be granted unrestricted access to such powerful military weapons?

Donald has his twitter account un-banned recently (early Dec, 2022) then on Dec 14 he made a video about a major announcement that turns out to be ... the release of NFT cards, ... Okay I feel relieved as he is not going for anything threatening ... he is just making a fire sell, for 9 9$ NFT cards , basically his newest scam. If you never found the embodiment of the definition of 'grifter' then a grifter is a con artist: someone who swindles people out of money through embezzlement. Here you have it. I especially likes the one where he looks like this: Basically Homelander  

The famous Instagram model Neringa Kriziute usually appears in picture, and she seldom talks except on 2 occasions, this video above and a part 1 both one minute self-talk in her car, probably stuck in traffic and killing time. She last one is leaving the audience on a cliff hanger, as she is about to drop some good topic regarding politic and the video suddenly stopped...

This one is pretty fun, and although easier to perform that the previous one it is called 'the 2 persons mind reading trick' The card with the number 10 has to be used like a map to help the 'mentalist' (that was out of the room, when the card was selected by the audience) to identify which of the 10 cards on the table has been picked by its location on the table.

 LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION ‣ Bob Prezkovic, my assistant programmer, can always be found ‣ hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without ‣ wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never ‣ thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always ‣ finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended ‣ measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee ‣ breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no ‣ vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound ‣ knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be ‣ classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be ‣ dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be ‣ promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be ‣ executed as soon as possible. Regards, Project Leader KEEP READING... Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo from the Project Leader: Sorry, but Bob was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you ea...

There once was this old lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot. Not knowing what to do, she called 911. "You gotta help me find my parrot!" she said The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that, ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies." However, the lady persisted, and then the operator told her not to be concerned, that the parrot should fly back in a few days. But then, out of desperation, the lady begged, " But you don't understand! The only thing he knows how to say is 'Here, kitty, kitty'!!! "

As soon as it happened I ran over to the bus stop.  I just had to tell someone. "I've just been struck by lightning!" I said to the man.  "Please." he said "Can I wait for one bus without someone talking to me about the weather?"  "But it's amazing. I feel all different. I think I'm picking up digital radio in my left ear."  "And there's ever been anything worth hearing on digital radio?" he asked, going back to reading his paper.  "Look at this though!" I said as I shot a bolt of lightning at the bus timetable, shattering the plastic into a million tiny pieces.  "BOOOOOOOORING." he moaned deeply. Jokes originally found here  Batteries Feel Included: Bus Stops :