A Gentle joke about a parrot

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There once was this old lady who was very concerned about her missing parrot.

Not knowing what to do, she called 911. "You gotta help me find my parrot!" she said

The operator patiently replied, "We can't help you with that, ma'am. This number only deals with emergencies."

However, the lady persisted, and then the operator told her not to be concerned, that the parrot should fly back in a few days.

But then, out of desperation, the lady begged, "But you don't understand! The only thing he knows how to say is 'Here, kitty, kitty'!!!"




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