Another gentle Joke about Human Resources

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 LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION


‣ Bob Prezkovic, my assistant programmer, can always be found

‣ hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without

‣ wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never

‣ thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

‣ finishes given assignments on time. Often, Bob takes extended

‣ measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

‣ breaks. Bob is an individual who has absolutely no

‣ vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

‣ knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be

‣ classified as a high-caliber employee, the type that cannot be

‣ dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be

‣ promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

‣ executed as soon as possible.

Regards, Project Leader


KEEP READING...


Shortly thereafter, the HR department received the following memo

from the Project Leader:


Sorry, but Bob was reading over my shoulder while I wrote

the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly read only the odd

numbered lines for my assessment.


Regards, Project Leader




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